1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,960 How was lunch with the lobbyist yesterday? 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,960 Who? Scott Foster, of course. 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,960 And do you get on, with your brother, I mean? 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,960 He's just the family geek, you know. 5 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,160 SHE LAUGHS 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,960 The thing is, I need to spend more time en famille. 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,960 Because saying it in French makes it less annoying? 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,960 You know what Stephen's up to, don't you? 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,960 Yep. Don't want it to cause any friction between us. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,480 I don't think it will. 11 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,640 You will both play an active role with Portman Bright. 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,000 But they want Scott to manage the account. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,960 Revel in your victory, mate. 14 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,640 This is what it's all about. 15 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,960 Come on, Wendy, I'll take you... 16 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,320 Don't call me that, you fucking calculating prick. 17 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,960 TYRES SCREECH, WOMAN SCREAMS 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Scott? 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,960 What time is it? 20 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Late. 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,960 Early. Go back to sleep. 22 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,960 Funny dreams. 23 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,480 Count yourself lucky. 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,960 Go back to sleep, Danny. 25 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,960 SCREAMS ECHO 26 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,800 This street should be bustling with the activity 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,960 of actors and film crews 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:56,000 filming Lily Garnie's controversial novel, "The Dishonoured". 29 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,160 But as you can see, filming has been brought to a halt. 30 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,960 The shoot was stopped by local residents. 31 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,480 They claim the novel is offensive and insulting. 32 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,800 That's because it portrays a relationship 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,160 between a Hindu man and a Muslim woman. 34 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,960 It's kicking off in Jo's constituency. 35 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 ..a sex scene between the central characters, 36 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,960 which takes place in a mosque. 37 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:22,960 It's fiction, and the sex scene was in the grounds of a mosque. 38 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960 Lily Garnie, the British-born writer... 39 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,000 You sleep any better? 40 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,960 ..two years ago, when "The Dishonoured" was first published. 41 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,960 She's so far refused to comment on the controversial scene 42 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,960 in which two people have sex in a mosque. 43 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,800 I've got six documents on urban regeneration funds 44 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,960 and European social policy, if you wanna read 'em. 45 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,960 And why the fuck would I wanna do that? 46 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,960 Even I've snoozed off under their influence. 47 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 You all right? 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Don't know. 49 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,960 I'm gonna see Stephen. 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,480 Talk about the funeral, sort out some time off. 51 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,960 OK. 52 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,000 Kirsty! 53 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Oh, hi, Danny. You see the news this morning? 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,960 I never watch news in the morning. 55 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,960 Right. Well, it can be useful for getting, you know, 56 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 a handle on the day's political stories. 57 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,640 Lots of people shouting and interrupting each other. 58 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,960 The music. 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,960 There's a big kerfuffle over this book, "The Dishonoured." 60 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 That's crap. 61 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,000 Oh, you've read it? Not really. 62 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,960 Not really? 63 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,960 Well, just when it comes to reading a book, 64 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,960 you kind of either have or haven't. 65 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,960 Someone gave it to me. 66 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,960 The title annoys me. 67 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 Why? THE something. 68 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,800 Self-important, you know? 69 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,960 THE Dishonoured. 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,960 People write for a plan, but not a book. 71 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,960 Plus, it's like, what, a million pages long? 72 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,960 Think I'd better read it. You are welcome to my copy. 73 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,960 Oh, great. 74 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,960 Erm... 75 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,160 Do you want to go out for a drink on Friday? 76 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,960 Sorry? A drink. 77 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,960 Then you could bring the book. 78 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,960 I can bring it into work tomorrow. 79 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,960 Yeah, of course. 80 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,960 Of course. 81 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,480 That doesn't stop us still going out for a drink on Friday. 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,960 So you're up for that, then? Sure yeah, a drink would be nice. 83 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,960 But the weekend feels like miles away, though. 84 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Yeah, it does. 85 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,960 Hello. 86 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,960 The photo shoot for MPs running the marathon has been changed to 11. 87 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,960 Right, still on St Stephen's Green? 88 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,960 As far as I know. 89 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,960 Can I speak to Howard Manning, please? 90 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,960 No, it's OK, I'll call back later. 91 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,960 Did you get any training in over the weekend? 92 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,640 Uh, no, no, not really, no. 93 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,000 Probably for the best. Anything running around the countryside's 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,960 pretty much asking to be chased, cornered and torn to pieces. 95 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,960 No, I was catching up on the work backlog, actually. 96 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Oh, I hope it didn't interfere too much with your time en famille. 97 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,960 No, it did give me time to catch up on a few matters, though. 98 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Oh, well, that's good. How was your weekend? 99 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,960 I saw a man killed by a car. 100 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,960 That's terrible. 101 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,320 Yeah, it was. 102 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,640 Don't forget the meeting with the BMA's at midday, 103 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,960 so you'll have to leave the photo shoot if it overruns. 104 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,640 Yes, I intend to make a statement 105 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,960 when I have a statement that I'm happy with. 106 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,960 This is a constituency matter, and I will respond as... 107 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,960 Yes, I understand that. 108 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,160 This bloody book! 109 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,960 Have you read it? 110 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,960 You're joking? 111 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,960 Still, none of the protesters have either, 112 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,480 so we're hardly at a disadvantage. 113 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,960 You're gonna make a statement? 114 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,320 Yeah, that's great. 115 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,960 Yeah. 116 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,960 Yeah, what? 117 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,960 It's OK. 118 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,320 What's your least favourite food, Danny? 119 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Dried fruit, why? 120 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,960 Statement or sultana? 121 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,960 It's just, right, 122 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,320 erm, "writers have a duty to take into account 123 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,960 "the offence their words give." 124 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,960 It sounds like you think the protesters... 125 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,960 It recognises that offence has been given. 126 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,960 It implies the author of the book 127 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,960 and the film crew are at fault for the disturbances. 128 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,960 I can see why the communities are sick of being stereotyped 129 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,640 in the way that book does. Except, by your own admission, 130 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,480 you haven't read the book because you don't like 131 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,960 the use of the definite article in the title, and it's too long. 132 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Good. 133 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Well. 134 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,960 That's excellent. 135 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,960 Remind me to consult you two Solomons again 136 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,640 next time I want a second opinion. 137 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,960 I think your statement is fine. 138 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,960 DOOR CLOSES 139 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,960 It's heather honey. 140 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,960 Homemade from the farm. 141 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,960 Well, I'm glad you don't think I can be fobbed off with expensive dresses 142 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,640 and designer jewellery. 143 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,960 I really missed you. 144 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,960 I got your text. 145 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,960 My only means of communication, I'm afraid. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,000 Thanks for the honey. 147 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,960 A bee can only produce honey as good as the flower it feeds upon. 148 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,800 It's not really working as a metaphor, is it? 149 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,960 Not unless you wanted it to sound that sleazy. 150 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,800 I want to see you tonight. 151 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,960 James. 152 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,480 We can just talk. Oh, sure. 153 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,960 DOOR OPENS 154 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,960 Good, we'll go through those figures later. 155 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,960 How much time off? 156 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,960 Roughly. Just until after the funeral. 157 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:57,960 I haven't been sleeping. 158 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,960 Scott, you gotta take all the time that you need. 159 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,960 OK. Thanks a lot. 160 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,960 We'll send a bouquet from the firm. 161 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah. 162 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,960 Please extend my deep condolences 163 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,960 and apologies for not attending personally. 164 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:10,960 I will. 165 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,960 I'm sure between us here, we can manage Portman Bright? 166 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,960 The first days with a new client do tend to define the relationship. 167 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,160 I mean, I'll have my mobile. 168 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,960 And the faithful BlackBerry, I'm sure. 169 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,160 Yeah. 170 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,320 I'll pick up any emails, answer any that are really urgent. 171 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,960 Great. 172 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Well, you get off now, we'll manage things here. 173 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,960 PHONE RINGS 174 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,320 Well, that was quick. 175 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,960 Jake's mum, 176 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,960 wants me to sort his room out. 177 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,960 Hi, Mary. 178 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,960 Yes. 179 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,960 OK, I'll sort that tomorrow. 180 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,960 Bye. 181 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,960 Oh, hello, can I speak to Scott Foster, please? 182 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,960 No, it's not, it's a personal call. 183 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,960 Oh, OK, do you know how long for? 184 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,960 OK, thanks. 185 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,960 LAUGHTER. 186 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,960 What do you think Maggie would make of the new breed 187 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,960 of Tories like James Northcote and Conrad Spelling? 188 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,160 I'll tell you the great thing about Lady Margaret. 189 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,960 She didn't care where you'd been to school. 190 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,800 People like myself. 191 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,960 Dinner lady mum, grew up on a council estate, 192 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,960 no qualifications to speak of. 193 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 We were able to break through because of her. 194 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,960 But those days are long gone. 195 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,960 You don't have power any more. 196 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,960 Don't be so sure, Sophie. 197 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960 The silver spoon softies don't have it all their own way. 198 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,960 Are you talking about Labour or the current Conservative leadership? 199 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,000 HE CHUCKLES 200 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,960 You must draw your own conclusions. 201 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,320 PHONE RINGS Hello? 202 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,960 So I just had lunch with George Morgan, 203 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,960 who is busy demonstrating his commitment to party unity. 204 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,960 How comfortable are you with the label, "silver spoon softie"? 205 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,960 He said what? 206 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,960 Just checking press dates for this week. 207 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,960 James has got the dizzy heights of Radio Solent 208 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,960 and Radio West Midlands tomorrow. 209 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,960 And Mrs N is also on the radio this week, 210 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,960 talking about her new hobby 211 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,960 on some late night arts programme nobody listens to. 212 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,640 Bungee jumping? Close. Beekeeping. 213 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,960 OK. 214 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960 Total fucking moron. 215 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,480 That idiot goes around like '97 never happened. 216 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,960 What's up? 217 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,960 George, mouthing off again. 218 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,480 Gone too far this time, though. 219 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,960 What's he said? 220 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,480 I'll tell you later. Where the hell's the file with the figures? 221 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,000 Thank you. Gotta go and talk to the leader's office 222 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,960 before the BMA meeting. 223 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,960 You OK, Ashika? 224 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,960 Fine. We'll speak later. 225 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,960 You get the room sorted out? 226 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,960 No. 227 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,960 Got to get it done before the funeral. 228 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,960 Yeah, don't worry, you'll be off the sofa soon. 229 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,960 I never meant that. I'll help if you want. 230 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,960 Gonna do it on my own. 231 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,960 So, that girl. 232 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,960 What girl? 233 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,320 The one you were with the night Jake, erm... 234 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,800 What about her? What was that all about? 235 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960 Just having a drink. 236 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,960 She's a Tory. So? 237 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,960 What does that mean? "So." 238 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,960 It means I couldn't give a shit, Danny. 239 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,960 You couldn't give a shit? 240 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,480 70 people died in Iraq today, Danny. 241 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,960 I think the line between good and bad 242 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960 has become a tiny bit blurred, don't you think? 243 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 No, I don't think. And don't try and pretend 244 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,960 it's your principles rather than your cock talking at you. 245 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,480 At least I can remember what mine sounds like. 246 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,960 So can most of London. 247 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,960 THEY CHUCKLE 248 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960 LAUGHTER 249 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,960 Silver spoon softies. 250 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,960 James is right to be angry. 251 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 Well, yeah, it's such a ridiculous phrase. 252 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,960 Why, it might stick if the tabloids run with it. 253 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960 Look, there's some space over there 254 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 next to Richard Gracewell and his little crowd. 255 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,320 I don't think we can talk about it in front of George's people. 256 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,960 Well, good, cos I don't wanna talk about work anyway. 257 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,960 Oh, tell me about your new flat. 258 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960 Uh, well, it's in Clapton. 259 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,960 Mm-hm. You can't have everything. 260 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960 Tell me about it! 261 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,960 Gay Tory in Clapton, it's very now. 262 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,800 LOUD LAUGHTER 263 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,640 So when do you move in? 264 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,640 What do you want, Richard? Ashika, settle a bet for us. 265 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,800 What? 266 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,960 Yeah, we were wondering what you studied at university, and where. 267 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,960 Political sciences at Leeds. 268 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,960 Oh, right. 269 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,320 No, no, the consensus was that you must've studied law. 270 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,960 SNIGGERING 271 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960 Why must I? 272 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,160 OK. 273 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,800 Lighten up, love. 274 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,960 Don't get all Shami Chakrabarti on us. 275 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,960 Why don't you say what you mean, Marcus? 276 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,960 No, go on, say it, say the words. 277 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,960 Pushy Paki lawyer, right? 278 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,320 We were only messing around. We're all on the same side, right? 279 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,000 Of course, of course. We'll get the drinks in. 280 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,960 What are you having, Matt? Ginger beer? 281 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,320 LAUGHTER 282 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,960 OK, let's go. 283 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,640 We're not flouncing out, it's just that pissed people tend to think 284 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,320 they're being a lot funnier than they actually are. 285 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,960 Yeah, well, you might be very now. 286 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,960 Different story when we've won the election, eh? 287 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960 Mm-hm. 288 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960 You would though, wouldn't you? 289 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,480 What did you say? 290 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,960 Go on, say that again. 291 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,960 What would you? 292 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,000 I think your mistake lies in thinking 293 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 you might have some say in the matter. 294 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,960 Racist. And homophobic. 295 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Practically a hate crime. 296 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,960 Still, it'll prepare me for living in Clapton, 297 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,960 which isn't exactly Old Compton Street 298 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,960 when it comes to welcoming gay men. 299 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Much better. 300 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,640 You can walk around feeling persecuted - 301 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,960 park, strangers, lots of furtive sex. 302 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Well, you should know all about that. 303 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,960 Oh, come on, I'm only joking... 304 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,480 Sorry. 305 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,800 White man. How did you know? 306 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,960 We'll look at those figures later. 307 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,960 Well, that's embarrassing. 308 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960 I won't tell anybody. 309 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960 I can't even tell him you know, he'd go crazy. 310 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,640 When did it start? 311 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,960 Last conference in Blackpool. The one... The party? 312 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960 You left without me! 313 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,640 We were supposed to share a cab. I was looking everywhere for you. 314 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,800 I know, all right, all right, I'm sorry. 315 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,960 You know he'll never leave his wife. 316 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960 I don't want him to. 317 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960 What do you want then? 318 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960 Want me to look into my crystal ball? 319 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,000 Not really. 320 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960 GLASSES CLINK, LAUGHTER 321 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,000 They want Scott... Scott manage it. 322 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,960 SINGING 323 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960 SCREAMING 324 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,640 HE PANTS 325 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960 Enjoy! 326 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,640 I'll try not to read it in the bath. 327 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960 You can keep it. 328 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,960 Yeah, but it's from a, uh... 329 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960 ..friend. 330 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,960 It's signed and everything. 331 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960 Is it? 332 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960 Oh, well. 333 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960 PHONE RINGS 334 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960 Hey, Mary. 335 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960 Yeah, everything should be ready by then. 336 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,960 Who's coming to collect it? 337 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,800 Oh, OK, fine. 338 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,320 I'll look forward to seeing you. 339 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,960 PHONE RINGS 340 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,480 Fuck off, just fuck off. 341 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960 DOOR BUZZES Fuck's sake. 342 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,960 Hello. 343 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,960 How did you know where I lived? 344 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960 You told me, we're practically neighbours. 345 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,800 I called your work and they said you were off, so I thought I'd... 346 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960 Come in. 347 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 SHE CHUCKLES 348 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960 Nice touch. My brother is an idiot. 349 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,960 You like Girls Aloud? 350 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Not even in an ironic way. 351 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960 Girls Aloud and Steve Earle. 352 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,960 There's no pinning me down. 353 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960 This you and your idiot brother? 354 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:57,960 Yeah, and... my dad before he died. 355 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960 You're not coping too well, are you? 356 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,960 I've gotta clear his room out. 357 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,960 My boss keeps phoning. 358 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,960 And every time I close my eyes, I can see it. 359 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,960 It's got so terrifying, I'm scared to go to bed. 360 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,960 Well, don't worry about your boss. 361 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,960 Just stay on top of your work and that'll keep you sane. 362 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960 Wanna go and shave and I'll make some coffee. 363 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,960 Freedom of speech does not include the right to insult 364 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,960 and offend an entire community. 365 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,960 Oh no, because you should decide 366 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,160 where freedom of speech starts and ends, of course. 367 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,960 I'd like to ask the MP for the area to say something on the subject. 368 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960 There is a deafening silence coming 369 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,960 from those who should be offering leadership. 370 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960 EMAIL PINGS Oh look, 371 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,960 another email demanding Jo make a speech 372 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960 condemning the book and urging the film company 373 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,960 to reconsider its decision to shoot in her constituency. 374 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,960 The mob goes online. 375 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,000 The problem is the mob votes for Jo in large numbers. 376 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,960 But even so, this is about self-appointed vigilantes 377 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,960 and Jo shouldn't be pandering to them. 378 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,640 What should Jo be doing instead? 379 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:34,960 If it were me, I would be defending the people who have broken no law 380 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960 and who have the right to freedom of speech. 381 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,960 You mean ignore the wishes of my constituents? 382 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,160 Community alliance? 383 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,960 Well, it's just a vehicle for Hussain's political ambition. 384 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960 He's using people's anger. 385 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,960 Doesn't mean the anger isn't genuine. 386 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,480 You haven't made a statement though. 387 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:56,960 I'll do this in my own way and in my own time. 388 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,960 That OK with you, Mr Moral Conscience? 389 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960 Of course. 390 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,480 Excellent. 391 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,800 Thanks, you're right. 392 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,960 That feels a lot better. 393 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,800 Insomnia's horrible. 394 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,960 So what keeps you awake at night? 395 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,640 Well, you know, the usual suspects. 396 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,960 Bank, bills, family, love life, work. 397 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,960 What's wrong with your love life? 398 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960 Mainly work, really. 399 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960 Getting something really badly wrong. 400 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,960 You don't seem the type for that. 401 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,960 Come and work for us, we know how to look after you properly. 402 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,960 No offence, Scott, but I couldn't be a lobbyist. 403 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,480 No, I wanna stay in politics, 404 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,960 maybe get a winnable constituency sometime. 405 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,960 I am in politics. Access is what it's all about these days. 406 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,960 There's only so many expense account lunches you can get excited about. 407 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,960 Yeah, the least of my worries. 408 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,960 I mean, it's weird, isn't it? 409 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,160 How can you think anything matters after that? 410 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,960 Why? Well, it could happen to any of us, at anytime. 411 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,960 Your life reduced to a pile of boxes. I mean, that's strange. 412 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,320 I don't wanna sound callous, 413 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,960 but a bottle of tequila and a gram of coke 414 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,000 in the bloodstream do kind of lessen the mystery. 415 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960 That's the kind of thing he would have laughed at. 416 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,320 Sorting out his room might be the best way 417 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,960 of dealing with your insomnia. 418 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960 PHONE RINGS 419 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,160 Sorry, I've gotta take that. 420 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,640 Sally, hi. 421 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,800 Bill, how's Seattle? Is it raining? 422 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,960 What? 423 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,960 Well, I wasn't aware of that. 424 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,000 No, absolutely, absolutely. I... 425 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,960 Meet with the Chancellor? Erm... 426 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,960 He's pretty busy around this time of year. 427 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,960 What with the budget and all that? 428 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,800 I don't get it. 429 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,960 You're not really that bothered about the community, are you? 430 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,960 About insults to different cultures. 431 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960 So what is this about? 432 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960 About Jo and her interests, of course. 433 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960 She shouldn't get involved in this battle. 434 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,960 Thing is, Kirsty, there are times when politics 435 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,960 isn't about fudging the issue. 436 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,960 I mean, sometimes it's about doing the right thing. 437 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,960 Chris, you can be fucking patronising sometimes. 438 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,000 Sorry? 439 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,960 Patronising and stubborn. 440 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,640 Yeah. Well, at least I'm not shallow 441 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,960 and immoral and I don't give presents away. 442 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960 Carry on. 443 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,640 Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... Yes, you did. 444 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,000 Didn't realise you had such a low opinion of me. 445 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,960 I don't. 446 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,960 I'm just disappointed that you're being so hierarchical 447 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,960 and competitive about this. 448 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,960 MUSIC BLARES 449 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,960 Not this time. 450 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,960 Can I call you straight back? 451 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 I wondered where you'd got to. 452 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,960 Oh, had a meeting. OK, good news. 453 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,960 Leader's office has given us permission to hit back at George. 454 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,960 How? Well, let's start by finding out 455 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,960 if Mr University of Life is telling the truth about his own background. 456 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,000 Have you gone back to work? What makes you think that? 457 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,960 I just thought you were waiting till after the funeral. 458 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,960 You sure you want to? Got to, mate. 459 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,960 Can't stay around here moping. 460 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,960 Stay on top of your work and you stay sane. 461 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,960 OK. What are you doing tonight? 462 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,960 Staying in, you? 463 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960 The Dishonoured. Page? 464 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,960 146. 465 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,000 What page is the sex in the mosque scene? 466 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,960 Grounds of a mosque, and I haven't got there yet. 467 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,000 You can move your stuff into Jake's room if you like. 468 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,320 I don't know. 469 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,480 Jake's gone, he's not coming back. 470 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,960 His shit's all over the living room, it's starting to get on my nerves. 471 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,320 But this was only meant to be temporary. 472 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,960 I've had an offer of a box room. 473 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,960 From who? From Barry Thompson. 474 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960 Fine, go and move into his box room then. 475 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,960 Well, I can stay if you want. I couldn't give a toss, mate, 476 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,960 whatever you wanna do. 477 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960 The room is very small. Exactly what I'm saying. 478 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,960 You want me to pay rent? Not that permanent. 479 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,960 Just move your trainers off the windowsill, Danny. 480 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,960 I mean it, they're a fucking eyesore. 481 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,960 All right, keep your hair on. 482 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960 We've trawled back through all of George's speeches 483 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960 and pulled out every reference to his past. 484 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,640 Claim one, he was brought up in a Bromley council estate. 485 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,960 Near a Bromley council estate would have been more accurate. 486 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,960 Lived in a nice little semi for most of his childhood. 487 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,960 Claim two, Mum was a dinner lady. 488 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,960 Not strictly true either. 489 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Mum worked in the education department, 490 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,960 coordinating school meals. 491 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,960 And claim three, unlike the gay wind-powered toffs 492 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,960 who currently run the Conservative Party, he didn't go to Eton. 493 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,960 Which is true enough, but he did have a private tutor 494 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960 for a couple of years. 495 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,960 OK, well done. 496 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,960 Leak it to Sophie Montgomery. 497 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,960 This stuff about Eton and silver spoons 498 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,480 is getting more and more currency. 499 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,800 I think it's time for George to see how soft we really are. 500 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,960 Ah... Mm, I am shattered. 501 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,960 Sam was up most of last night as well, teething. 502 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,960 Lots of journalists calling, wanting your views on The Dishonoured. 503 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960 And you think I should stand up for someone who thinks she can 504 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,960 write about sex in a mosque and then just count the royalties? 505 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,960 In the grounds of a mosque, it wasn't actually in... 506 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960 Danny, fast forward a couple of years, 507 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,320 and I duly declare that Ahmed Hussain 508 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,960 has been elected for Newham West. 509 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,960 Do you wanna hear those words? Of course not. 510 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960 You won't tackle Hussain going head to head 511 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960 in a confrontation over this one. 512 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960 He'll win. Yeah, OK, just... 513 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,960 OK. 514 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,960 Have you ever thought that George might have a point? 515 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,000 Attacking his colleagues and doing the opposition's job for them? 516 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,960 OK, he went too far. 517 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,960 But don't you think that underneath it all, 518 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,960 he knows that James looks down on him? 519 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960 For what? Well, for his class, of course. 520 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,160 Well, I've never felt that James looks down on me. 521 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,960 Ah, but you have qualities that George doesn't, lovely. 522 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,960 You and James are terribly close. 523 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,640 You ever been tempted, you know? 524 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,960 Oh, right, yeah, I can trust you if I tell you something. 525 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,960 All right, all right. SHE CHUCKLES 526 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,960 But the answer to your question is no. 527 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,960 How come? How come? 528 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,960 They're not my type, I guess. 529 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,960 What is your type? 530 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,480 Well, I prefer them not to be married for a start. 531 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,000 What's your type? 532 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,960 Oh, it depends if we're talking husband or lover. 533 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,960 Husband would of course be my wonderful fiance Hugo. 534 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,320 Last seen chasing around Basra in a chieftain tank. 535 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,960 And for a lover? 536 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,960 I don't know, he'd have to be a bit of an untrustworthy scamp 537 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,960 and understand exactly why God gave him a tongue. 538 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960 In an ideal world, they'd be one and the same, right? 539 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,960 An ideal world would be terribly boring. 540 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,960 I would also be out of a job. 541 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,960 Anyway, listen, I've got to get going. 542 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,960 Thanks for this stuff. 543 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,960 I know some people who'll have great fun with it. 544 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,960 You got a lunch meeting? Yeah, I'm meeting that lobbyist. 545 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960 Which lobbyist? 546 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,960 Scott Foster? Oh. 547 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960 What, again? 548 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,960 Yeah, he has a very big biotech client 549 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,960 and they're talking about 550 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960 stopping their donations to Labour and switching to us. 551 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160 I'll take it for you. What? 552 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,640 George has invited me for lunch at the Beefsteak. 553 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,960 I have a nasty feeling he's gonna offer a tactical olive branch. 554 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960 Well, that's maybe a good thing, no? 555 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960 Well, for him, yeah, launches an attack 556 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960 and then demands a ceasefire before we hit back. 557 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,960 I need to stay out of his way until the story runs. 558 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960 You spoken to Sophie? Yeah, that's all sorted. 559 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960 Good. Where are you meeting this lobbyist? 560 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,960 The Forum, I'll just let him know. No, let's surprise him. 561 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,800 Mr Foster, I presume? 562 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,960 Yeah, I thought that... 563 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,480 Well, given that I rudely didn't shout last time, 564 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,960 I thought we should meet in person. 565 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960 Right. You almost look disappointed. 566 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,640 No, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, 567 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,960 but your chief of staff is a little easier on the eye. 568 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,960 Really? 569 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,960 Well, the party in waiting usually has the most attractive staff. 570 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,960 She's very bright. You wanna be careful, 571 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,960 plenty of companies would love to headhunt her. 572 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,960 I think she knows where the future lies. 573 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,960 Well, it has to be the John Dory, don't you think? 574 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,960 Tensions are rising in Newham West as the British National Party 575 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,960 announces its intention to hold a countermarch 576 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640 in defence of freedom of speech. 577 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,960 You going on that, Danny? 578 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,320 It is outrageous. 579 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,960 I'm only kidding. 580 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,960 ..showing a love story between a Muslim woman and a Hindu man. 581 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,960 Just what we need. 582 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,960 See, what I don't understand is why 583 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,960 the film company doesn't just back down. 584 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,960 There's gonna be violence, no film's worth that. 585 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,960 You might be right. 586 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,800 Meanwhile, Lily Garnie, author of The Dishonoured, 587 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,960 has denounced the BNP intervention as provocative and called for calm. 588 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,960 But she's also defended her right to artistic expression. 589 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,960 Really simple, right? 590 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,960 Is her artistic freedom worth more 591 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,960 than the rights of Jo's constituents? 592 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,960 Except there is no right not to be offended. 593 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,960 PHONE RINGS 594 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,960 Yes? 595 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,960 It's a journalist from the Gazette. 596 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,960 Tell them I will be releasing my statement tomorrow afternoon 597 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,960 after my meeting with Ahmed Hussain. 598 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,960 What? That shyster's coming here? 599 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,960 He has a right to be heard. 600 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,960 Yes, shame he doesn't extend that right to others! 601 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,960 Danny, I think you have a journalist on the line. 602 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960 Hello, Michael. 603 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,960 Yeah, yeah, Jo will be releasing her statement tomorrow afternoon. 604 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,960 James? 605 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960 Lunch with the lobbyist. 606 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960 Oh yes, yes, he did say. 607 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,960 You wanna leave a message? No, no, no, it's not important. 608 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,960 James wasn't lying about his lunch. Probably. 609 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,960 Not gonna be a happy bunny when the story breaks. 610 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960 Well, that was excellent. 611 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,960 And I'd be happy to have lunch with Bill Greening. 612 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,960 Our legislative agenda on biotechnology 613 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,960 is pretty much a blank page. Well, that is a shame, 614 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,960 with all your other policies being so well fleshed out. 615 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960 Perhaps we should take a leap out of the government's book 616 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,320 and set up a task force. 617 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,960 Please, please, you got me bang to rights. No more task forces. 618 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960 Yeah, excuse me. 619 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,960 The people's lobbyist. 620 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,960 And the journalist to the ruling classes. 621 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,960 Do your new Labour clients know 622 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,960 that you're expense accounting Tory MPs? 623 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,960 Certainly hope so, I might get their attention. 624 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960 What are you up to next week? 625 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,960 What did you have in mind? 626 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960 Game of Connect Four, what do you think? 627 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,960 I don't know, I'll check the diary, see if it's Fuck a Tory week. 628 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960 Joke. 629 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,640 Hello, Sophie. 630 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,960 Hey, James. 631 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,960 Had your hair done? Looks lovely. 632 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,960 Mm. This gentleman could learn from your exquisite manners. 633 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,960 Well, the elephant in the room 634 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,960 is that he's not really one of us, Sophie. 635 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,960 Anyway, I have an impatient editor to return to. 636 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,960 Nice to see you, James. And you. 637 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,160 Scott. I'll call you. 638 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,960 Whatever. 639 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,960 "Is George Morgan the Mr Bounderby of British politics?" 640 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,480 THEY INHALE 641 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,960 "Likes to claim he was brought up in t'shoebox eating coal." 642 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,960 That's gotta hurt. 643 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,960 PHONE RINGS Ashika Chandirimani. 644 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,960 OK. Right. 645 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,960 What's it about? 646 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,800 All right. 647 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,960 George wants to see me. 648 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,960 You think... I don't know. 649 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,640 I mean, if it all kicks off, James better protect you, eh? 650 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,960 I don't know. 651 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,960 What are you gonna do? 652 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,960 Have you seen this? 653 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,960 Yeah. 654 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,960 It is partly true, although I did live on the estate 655 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960 for the first couple of years of my life. 656 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,160 That doesn't matter, though. 657 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,320 I do care, however, about my mum being dragged into things. 658 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,960 It's nothing. It's just chatter. 659 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,960 I mean, I thought the tone was more humorous than malicious. 660 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960 She did bring me up on her own. 661 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,320 And she made huge sacrifices for me. 662 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,160 Yeah, I'm sure. 663 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,960 My dad, nowhere to be seen. 664 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,640 He walked out when I was just a kid. 665 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,960 My mum had been a dinner lady, but she was promoted. 666 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960 She'll be upset. 667 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,960 But, you know, you say things 668 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,960 and they acquire a truth because they're a little bit true. 669 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,960 But maybe I have used her for political gain, 670 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,960 and that's not right. 671 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,960 Somebody will pay for this. 672 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,800 Do you know... The trouble with being me, Ashika, 673 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,960 is that there's a bloody long list of suspects to round up. 674 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,960 Anyway, that's not for you to worry about. 675 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960 I've asked you to come and see me 676 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,960 because I gather there was an incident in a pub the other night. 677 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,320 An incident? 678 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,960 Someone who was present tells me that Richard Bracewell, 679 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,960 my chief of staff, made comments towards you 680 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960 which might be considered racialist. 681 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,960 Oh. 682 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,960 Well, no, no, that was more banter, really. 683 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,960 I won't have it. 684 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,960 I have taken into account Richard's drunkenness 685 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,640 and the fact that I know he doesn't really have a problem with... 686 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,960 all that. 687 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,960 He had a girlfriend once from Tahiti, I think. 688 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,960 Pretty girl. 689 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,960 Anyway, he'll be writing you a formal letter of apology. 690 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960 I just wanted you to know that. 691 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,960 That's really not necessary. Yes, it is. 692 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,480 And you skulked down there thinking that he was... 693 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,960 James, it's not funny. 694 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960 No, no, of course not. 695 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,960 He's really upset. 696 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,960 What, George? Right, you've never heard 697 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,960 his collection of after-dinner jokes? 698 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,960 Still, he was mortified about his mother and it felt dirty. 699 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960 Politics sometimes is. 700 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960 And if he had called me down there because he knew we'd leaked it, 701 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,960 would you have protected me... 702 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,960 There's no way he could prove a thing. 703 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,800 That's not what I asked you. 704 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960 You know, recently you've been quite difficult. 705 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,000 Well then, why don't you try placating me 706 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,640 with a jar of homemade honey made by your wife? 707 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,960 What? You heard me. 708 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,960 She didn't make it. James, you're lying. 709 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,960 No, I'm not, but I think it'd be better if people 710 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,960 didn't hear raised voices. We'll talk about this later. 711 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960 No, we'll talk about... Later. 712 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,960 Mr Hussain. 713 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,800 I'm sorry to have made you wait. Had to take that phone call. 714 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,960 Is it Ms or Mrs Porter? 715 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,960 I prefer Jo. 716 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,960 Well then, you must call me Ahmed. Very good. 717 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,960 Tea? Coffee? 718 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,960 We may even run to a biscuit. 719 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960 Tea would be lovely. 720 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960 Good, good. 721 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,960 Kirsty? 722 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,960 Thought we'd be meeting you in the Home Office. 723 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960 This is a constituency matter. 724 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,960 Besides, it's much more relaxed over here. 725 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,960 Now, how are we gonna sort this mess out? 726 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,960 You must make a statement. 727 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,960 I certainly intend to. 728 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,960 Oh, Ashika, you saw George, right? 729 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,960 Yeah. He told you I'd be writing an apology? 730 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960 I said there was no need. 731 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,960 Oh, don't worry, I'll write it, it's no problem. 732 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,960 Just remember one thing though, you put one foot out of step, 733 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960 I find the tiniest speck of dirt on you, 734 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,320 and I'll fuck you over, you jumped up little bitch. 735 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,640 So, I'll be making a statement this afternoon, 736 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,960 I'm glad you agree on the content. 737 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,960 I think you should also ask the film company 738 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,960 to reconsider their decision. 739 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,960 I'll certainly do that. 740 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,960 Shall we wait on that until after the dialogue meeting tonight? 741 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,960 That meeting will accomplish nothing. 742 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,000 Oh, let's not be pessimistic. TEXT ALERT 743 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,960 I must just hope it passes off without any violence. 744 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,960 Oh, that'll have to wait. 745 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,960 I've made my views on that very clear. 746 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,320 Yes, you have. 747 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,960 I'm sorry, I must cut this short. Is Sylvia Brown downstairs yet? 748 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,000 I have a meeting with a woman whose daughter was killed 749 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,960 in the latest Egyptian hotel bombings. 750 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,960 She has great faith, but it's been sorely tested recently. 751 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,960 Well, thank you for your... 752 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,960 She should blame this government, not her God. 753 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,960 I rather think she blames the terrorists who blew up her daughter. 754 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,960 As a result of your foreign policy. 755 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,960 Well, that's... 756 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,960 Well, luckily that topic's a bit bigger than you and me. 757 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,960 Start debating foreign policy and we'll be here all morning. 758 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960 Now, if you'll excuse... 759 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,960 You bring it on yourselves, you know that. I don't agree. 760 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,000 But as I say, my only concern right now 761 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,960 is ensuring that tonight's meeting passes off peacefully. 762 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960 Well, I wouldn't count on that either. You wouldn't? 763 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,640 Oh, well. 764 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,960 Let them all come. 765 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,960 Film crew, author. 766 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,960 They'll find out tonight just how welcome they are. 767 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,960 You think there will be violence? 768 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,960 I guarantee it. 769 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,960 I shall pass on that threat to the borough's police commander. 770 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,960 That wasn't a threat. 771 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,960 Sounded like one to me. 772 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,160 He might want to cancel the meeting 773 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,960 if he thinks your threat has credibility. 774 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,640 OK, we're done here. 775 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,480 You minuted all of that, right, Kirsty? 776 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,800 KNOCK ON DOOR Come. 777 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960 James. 778 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960 I came to see you because I'm concerned 779 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,960 that my office might be on your list of suspects for leaking that story. 780 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960 The thought had crossed my mind. 781 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,960 I don't approve of personal attacks, 782 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,960 especially those which make reference to a fellow's background. 783 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,640 Are you delivering a message of some sort? 784 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,960 Not at all. I wanted you to know that I'm appearing 785 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,960 on a Newsnight discussion tonight. 786 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,960 The topic will undoubtedly come up, 787 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960 and I intend to put this whole sorry saga to bed. 788 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,800 That's good. 789 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,960 Ashika told me that you intervened over some unpleasantness in a pub. 790 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,160 Yes, can't have that sort of thing. 791 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,960 Absolutely. I know how highly you think of her. 792 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,960 She's invaluable. Indeed. 793 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960 Well, good luck with the Newsnight thing. 794 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960 Kirsty Wark? Hope so. 795 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,960 Prefer her to Gavin Esler. 796 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,800 Do you think he has a bit of German in him, that name? 797 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,960 Gavin? 798 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,960 You think it was him? 799 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,480 Very probable. 800 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,960 What are you gonna do? Nothing. 801 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,960 His position on the board is protected 802 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960 by powerful pieces for the time being. 803 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,960 It'll keep. 804 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,960 Hello, it's Ashika. 805 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,320 Yeah, remember me? 806 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,160 So how was the funeral? 807 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,960 Caught Jake's brother with a girl in the bogs doing a line together. 808 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,000 Well, that's probably something Jake would have laughed at as well. 809 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,960 Yeah. His mum was... 810 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,320 Anyway, here we are. 811 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,160 So what do you wanna do, 812 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,960 considering we've both had pretty stressful days? 813 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,800 Well, there are a few things that usually work for me. 814 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,800 I'm appalled that the meeting to seek a peaceful solution 815 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,960 has had to be cancelled this evening 816 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,160 by the police commander because of threats of violence 817 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,960 if it went ahead. 818 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,960 I'm grateful to the imam of the local mosque 819 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,800 who has joined me in condemning these threats. 820 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,320 What we need now is for the extremists, 821 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,960 and I include both Ahmed Hussain... 822 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,960 She was playing, wasn't she? 823 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,960 The last thing he wanted was for the meeting to be cancelled. 824 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,800 Check her diary. 825 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,960 The meeting that she told Hussain about wasn't today, 826 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,960 she just knew it would be the final straw that set him off. 827 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,960 ..no-one should ever be threatened 828 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,960 with violence for their ideas or their words. 829 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,480 What you wanted to hear? 830 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,960 Yes, it is. 831 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,960 I'll tell you, Mangal's is the best meat restaurant in London. 832 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,960 It's a secret, though, so don't go telling everybody. 833 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,960 Oh, I'm so full, I feel like I could bounce to the pub. 834 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,960 I'm gonna have to go to the gym tomorrow. 835 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,960 No, you don't need it. 836 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,960 More of the cheesy charm. 837 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,960 Your sincerity radar is terrible. 838 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,960 Then again, with your political party... 839 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 840 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,960 Police commander has just informed me that 841 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,960 The Dishonoured won't be shot in Newham any longer. 842 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,960 How come? 843 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,960 Insurance company got nervous about risk of injury to the cast. 844 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,960 They're doing it in Wales instead. 845 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,960 Night, both of you. 846 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,960 Night. OK, let's go. 847 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,480 Sorry? The pub. 848 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,960 Oh... Oh, yeah, you know what? 849 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,960 I'm pretty knackered. Yeah, me too. 850 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,960 Maybe a drink's what we both need, eh? 851 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,960 I think I might just go home, actually. 852 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,960 Oh, right, yeah, yeah, sure. 853 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,960 Maybe next week? 854 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960 Yeah, let's see. 855 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,480 Friday again, or earlier? 856 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,960 We can sort it out next week, can't we? 857 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,640 Good night, Danny. 858 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,960 No way. Yes way! 859 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,960 Come on, New Statesman party. 860 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,960 Hey, John Pilger might even be there. 861 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,960 Is that a good thing? 862 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,960 OK, drink has been taken, yeah, 863 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,960 so I don't mind admitting that I find him quite sexy. 864 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,800 Oh, yeah. 865 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,960 He is! No, he has gravitas. 866 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,960 He's a stuck record, more like. Oh, come on, let's go. 867 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,960 Well, OK, OK, OK, OK. 868 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,960 You'll need a password for the account. 869 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,000 OK, what is it? Come here. 870 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,960 I'm not sure you should have said that. 871 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,960 Yeah, yeah. 872 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,960 One drink, half an hour. 873 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,480 One glimpse of John Pilger, and then we get a cab. 874 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,960 I'll go and get us a drink. 875 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,480 OK, I'll keep an eye out for John Pilger. 876 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,960 Hey, Ashika. Hey, Sophie! 877 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,960 You're a long way from home. 878 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,320 Yeah, I came with this lobbyist we're working with. 879 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,960 Yeah, I just saw him, Scott Foster, right? 880 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,960 Yeah, you wanna be careful of that one. 881 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,960 Careful? 882 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,960 He's trouble. 883 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,960 Just a couple of days ago, 884 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,960 he was boasting to me that it was Fuck a Tory week. 885 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,960 Still, from what I've heard, you don't go home empty-handed. 886 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,320 Excuse me. 887 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,320 MUSIC BLARES 888 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,000 I'm joined now by Caroline Northcote, 889 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,320 who is married to James Northcote, the MP for Swanage and Huntly. 890 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,160 Not only does she run a highly successful line 891 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960 of children's clothing, 892 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,960 but she's singing the praises of organic honey. 893 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,960 Tell us something about beekeeping, Caroline. 894 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960 Well, I'm very much a newcomer to it. 895 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,480 My husband is the apiarist and has always taken care of providing honey 896 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,960 for the breakfast table. 897 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960 Shut up, you smug Tory cow. 898 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,960 Oh, no, they're everywhere tonight. 899 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,800 All of this nonsense about social backgrounds 900 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,960 is chaff dragged up by our enemies to hide their panic. 901 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,960 Unlike them, we are a united party 902 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,960 heading toward victory in the next election. 903 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,800 But you'd agree there's a perception... 904 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,960 PHONE RINGS ..that many of those 905 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,960 in the vanguard of reform in the Tory Party 906 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,960 come from backgrounds of considerable privilege. 907 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,960 Well, I think that used to be the case, 908 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,960 and that's the perception of an old Conservative Party. 909 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,960 I think that's no longer the case, certainly. 910 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,960 DOOR OPENS 911 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,960 What are those fucking trainers still doing on there? 912 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,320 Good evening, Scott. 913 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,160 How many times do I have to tell you, Danny? 914 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,160 Didn't go so well then with whoever she was. 915 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,960 Not in the mood, Danny, just get them off the windowsill. 916 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,960 Fucking hell, it's a pair of trainers, you moron, 917 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,960 not a dirty bomb. Look! 918 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,800 There you go! Happy now, Grandma? 919 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,960 So who won, you or Kirsty? Jo. 920 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,960 Oh, well. She's an operator. 921 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,960 You wanna get Kirsty back in her hutch, Danny. 922 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,960 She's only an intern, remember? 923 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:57,960 Thanks for the tip. 924 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,160 Wanna watch Grizzly Man? 925 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,960 Do you see them get eaten? 926 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,320 Nah, but there's a coroner's description of the attack, so... 927 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,960 Well, let's fast forward to that bit then. 928 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 929 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:20,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0